10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak