10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?