10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs