10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.