10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"