10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz