10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'