10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris