10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.