10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"