10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright