10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves