10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio