10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare