10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek