10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth