10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)