10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks