10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts