10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."