10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Fook the floosh droo!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.