10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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