10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo