10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.