10 Random Poker Quotes

"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Poker is for loners.
I should have stayed home and played with myself.
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
in the poker game of life women are the rake