10 Random Poker Quotes

I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
Why not, when some because there are three.
i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
"The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery