10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers