10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Fook the floosh droo!