10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant