10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.