10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.