10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "No river, no fish."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Never educate a stupid poker player.