10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT