10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.