10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."