10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!