10 Random Poker Quotes

" The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)