10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss