10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz