10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."