10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- You have to piss with the dick you have