10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers