10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.