10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.