10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus