10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"