10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright