10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Fold and live to fold again
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier