10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.