10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.